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Hey Josh

Need a Dark Ops Vendetta Karambit Fighting Knife? Looking for a Punch Dagger "thrust-oriented personal defense tool"? A "Tactical Pen" that "will get the job done in more ways than one"? Or maybe just a Defensive Phone Holster with a "backup blade" to "ensure you'll never be completely unarmed."

via www.huffingtonpost.com

Thanks for the gift ideas. I've should've checked the NRA catalog much sooner.

TSA Mystery Security Theater

Pilot exposes security flaws, government spank.

via snarkybytes.com

I don't understand why the TSA is afraid that the pilot might bring something on board that could be used to hijack or destroy the plane he's flying.

How can they be so totally brain dead to not realize that he's already in control?

I'm just baffled.

Not really a fail.

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via failblog.org

I'm sure the hoplophobes will go ape-shit on this, but I don't really see this as a fail. Just pictures of guns. Not like you're handing the little darlings a loaded weapon.

Some people need to get a grip on their fears.