Okay, well maybe it wasn't full blown PSH. I was in a local casino Sunday playing a bit of Blackjack when a security guard came up to me. He pointed to my pocket where the clip for my knife was showing. I answered quite truthfully that it was a pocket knife. "Sir you can't have that in here, you'll have to take it out to your car". This is where my hindsight chimes in with "I'm sorry, has it been misbehaving?". But in reality I just said "what?". He repeats himself and I decided that that it wasn't worth arguing about and get up. The rest of the table is looking a bit annoyed with one woman asking if they can't just hold it for me. And of course he says no.
I should mention at this point that getting up after having been sitting down for a while is a bit of a struggle for me but I unsteadily get to my feet and start to head out. Then remembering where I had to park I realize that I'm not walking all the way out to my car and back again just to drop off my knife. So I turn back to the table and ask the dealer to color me in. I think this really annoys a couple of the other players since we'd been on bit of a roll. Blackjack players really hate anything the interrupts the dynamics of the table.
So off I go shadowed by the security guard. Quick stop to cash in and out the door. I sit for a moment to text my wife to let her know where I am and to rest for the walk out to the car. My little security guard apologizes again. I just tell him that it should at least be posted and he turns to the sign on the wall that says no firearms and just says nothing. But I could resist one last tweak at him. Firearms on the reservation are verboten. I'm fully aware of this and would not even have one in the car because the reservation cops can be a little less than understanding. So I just pop up with "at least I didn't bring my gun in". His eyes pop open and says "Sir, do you have a gun in your car?". I just looked at him and said "I didn't say that did I?". I could see the little gears in his mind just whirring around wondering what he should do so I just hobbled off to my car. Grinning.