Wife: I'd like three #9's. But each made differently. The first is fine the way you make it. The second I want only vinegar.
JJ: Well we don't have vinegar by itself it comes mixed with oil.
Wife: Ok, that'll will be good.
JJ: Do you want mayo?
Wife: Only vinegar.
JJ: But do you want Mayo?
Wife: (biting her tongue) No, no mayo, only vinegar.
JJ: Ok. and the third?
Wife: Dry. No sauce, no condiments, no mayo.
JJ: Do you want lettuce and tomato?
At this point my wife is just dumbfounded. Even customers eating at the table are rolling their eyes. My wife probably wants to ask if lettuce and tomato are a fucking condiment but holds her tongue.
Wife: Yes. Please.
Jimmy John's I think you're only getting one more try. It's starting to look easier to drive the extra mile or so to Capriotti's for the good stuff.