Even though a Senator is not planning on taking bribes from the underage-goat-sex lobby, that could change in an instant. Best we lock them all up now.
I shouldn't even need to tell this joke, but looks like the Texas Legislature hasn't heard it.
Husband and wife on a fishing trip. He goes out early and comes home to take a nap. Wife decides to take the boat and read a book while floating in the middle of the lake. Ranger comes by and asks to see her fishing license. She says she doesn't have one and he say he'll have to cite her for fishing without a license. "But I'm not fishing" she say. He points to her husbands fishing gear and says "but you have all the equipment". "Ok", she says "I'll charge you with rape". He says, "What? I never touched you.". "I know", she says, "but you have all the equipment".